“Returning to my re-curing nightmare”, PTSD Maker.

Like I stated in my first blog about this trip to Asia, it was not in the plans originally, which was just going to Thailand. I had visited Thailand four times in the 60″s, and fell in love with the people, food, culture and history. Ever since I met my wife Marsha I have wanted to take her there, and we finally decided after South America, that it was time.

The Johan Luxury Riverboat
As the plans developed we had discussions with our good friends John and Shannon, about meeting in Vietnam and taking a Luxury Riverboat Cruise down the Mekong River, from Ho Chi Minh City, to Cambodia. The Cruisline we chose, Rainforest Cruises to plan it, was the same as we used for our Amazon River Cruise last year.
We booked it !

John and me relaxing in the Renaissance Riverside’s rooftop pool with Shannon
We also planned to vacation an additional week with John and Shannon in Siem Reap, Cambodia after the cruise, but more about that in the next blog post.

View from our suite at the Renaissance Riverside.
Marsha and I made flight reservations on VietJetAir from Bali direct to Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam, arriving on October 18th, for three nights before boarding the cruise on the 22nd. John and Shannon would meet us at the hotel on the 21st.

Did we have n awesome relaxing vacation ? Yup ! Marsha sure enjoyed those Thai Coffee’s 🙂

The Ho Chi Minh National War Museum……Not really on my “To Do/See” list.
We decided to stay at the Renaissance Riverside Resort, which was actually where all of us on the cruise would be picked up and brought to the cruise ship. This is also one of the best Luxury Hotels in Ho Chi Minh City, directly on the Saigon River and we booked a “Deluxe Riverview Suite”.

Street Food was everywhere in Vietnam

Getting “mounted up” for our XO Food Tour.

“Chowing down” with the XO Girls at one of the 16 food vendors in Ho Chi Minh City.

Our XO Food Tour Group 🙂

The girls cooking us some Satay Chicken

Yummy Crab with red hot peppers 🙂
So this begged the question, what would we do in Ho Chi Minh City for two days before our friends showed up, and what would we do for the day and night with them before the cruise ? I say this because if you research top things to see and do in Ho Chi Minh City, were…”Visit the Landmine Museum”, “Exploring the underground tunnels” used during the war, visit the “Vietnam War Museum, and other such “adventures”.

Getting serious with chopsticks
As I had already “experienced” the above in “first person”, as well as nightmares, we decided they would not be in our itinerary. Instead we decided to concentrate on doing a “food tour” , and after some research, decided on one called “XO Tours” on our free day, the day after our arrival.

I would have to say, tis was one of my favourite tours on our trip 🙂
Now you have to understand that this “tour” was on motor scooters, driven by girls, at night, on the busy streets of Saigon, in Chinatown! On top of that, we would each be on the back of a scooter, and Marsha has never been on the back of a scooter, in such an environment. I was amazed and thrilled that she agreed.

OMG these oysters were the bomb !
We were picked up by our drivers/tour operators at our hotel, and driven to our first meeting place to start the tour. We learned that XO Tours has over eighty young ladies and their scooters, operating this tour service. I learned from my driver that she is a school teacher, teaching English in grade school.

Before we started the street food tour, they gave us a fresh market tour.
All in all we visited 16 roadside street stalls in Chinatown, experiencing awesome street foods. They had two young men also riding scooters, one who was security for the group, the other who always went to the next place to secure seating for the group of us 8 tourists. As you probably have guessed, Chinatown and nighttime beg the obvious of “security”, which we never needed, but liked having it.

Fresh Durian fruit, delicious one the inside, pretty stanky on the outside !
All the “scooter girls” were entertaining on and off the scooters, and very informative. They were also “hams for photo’s”.

The cool thing about the tour, is the girls ate right along with us.
They actually assisted in cooking and preparing our street foods, like “stataying” our beef over hot pots, and pealing jumbo shrimp.
And I have to say, they all drove carefully showing much experience, except my driver, she was a wildcat on a scooter ! 🙂

We did take a break to see some new Condo’s, and walk over a bridge, perfect place for a pic.
One this about Vietnam I do remember is rain can happen…..at any time. On this night food tour, we enjoyed a nice evening until about 3/4 into it, when the heavens opened up, and the deluge hit. We were actually sitting in an outside covered room, eating when it started to pour, and the roof started to leak. The guys ran out to move all the scooters under cover, and we just enjoyed an extra beer….or 3. My driver left for a couple minutes, and came back with a couple “XO rain poncho’s” for Marsha and myself, much appreciated.

My Tour Driver dressed me up for the weather 🙂
I would highly recommend if you are going to Ho Chi Minh City on vacation, or work, because it is the best food tour you can have. Also because of their excellent reputation, you know they are only taking you to excellent food booths, where nobody is going to get sick. We didn’t. 🙂

The following day as we had nothing planned, we decided to do the “Hop On / Hop Off Tour Bus”. We have used this service before in Europe and found them to be an excellent way to learn the “layout of the land”. You pay for a day bus ticket, and the busses have a circuit of about 15-20 stops at famous or interesting stops, like museums. What I learned was that there really isn’t much for sites, other than the “War Museum”, “Land Mine Museum”, or “shopping Malls”. I also learned that with a chance of rain, don’t sit up top in the “open air seating”, because we got soaked in 30 seconds !

Anything in a storm….right ? like my “City Guide Map Hat”?

Marsha with her “actual rain hat”, also good for working in the “rice paddy’s”.

We did venture out in the city to what they call “Walking Street” to visit the shops, bars, massages, etc. Of course, it started raining pretty hard so we needed to find a covered place for a Singha or three, and maybe lunch.

How do ya like my new outfit ?
When our friends John and Shannon arrived, we did hit downtown, and went to a popular “inside Mega Shopping mall”, where John and I lasted about 15 minutes, then decided to venture outside to find a good massage place, which we did.

My buddy John and I at “The Mall”. 🙂

Marsha and Shannon drinking and awaiting us guys getting a massage :0

So many choices for us guys, for Massage “therapists” 🙂
Actually, In Asia, generally speaking, shopping malls are a big thing, for locals as well as tourists. The reason, besides the obvious, is that they are air conditioned, and you get to cool off. Many we visited are pretty “uptown”, having stories like Tiffiny’s, Dior and even Porsche ! Yes..there was a mall that had a Porsche Store, with vehicles in it.

My buddy John in fact, found a very interesting store in one 🙂
I will say in general, as a “Tourist City”, other than Chinatown,, Ho Chi Minh City does not have much “tourist appeal”. It is just a “mega” business city, with high rise building as far as one can see, in every direction. Talking to actual local Vietnamese people, after the war, worldwide companies flocked there to buy cheap land, cheap builders, and help for their businesses. I am trying not to be “political here”, but will say, after the war, when North Vietnam came south to take over, the South Vietnamese people were not treated well, and still aren’t.

So, the four of us enjoyed a great dinner the night before our boarding of the cruise ship, at the Hotel Nikko, all very excited. We had learned that the seafood buffet was out of this world there, all you can eat. The price of $68 U.S. per person seemed a bit high, but let retell you, with about 20 for stations, well worth it, and that’s booze included :). In the morning we were met by tour directors from the ship, in our lobby for a “welcome drink” in the lounge, before we boarded a classy tour bus for the hour trip to My Tho Pier.

We boarded our transport bus in front of the hotel, and traveled comfortably to the cruise ship.

Our Luxury River Cruise Ship, The Jahan, awaited is at the dock, and I felt the same as I did when we boarded our Luxury River Cruise Ship on the amazon River last year, with the same company, very excited. We were escorted to out Superior Balcony Suite where I was actually more blown away than I was on the Amazon ship. The entire ship was like an old Humphry Bogard Film, antique fixtures, decorations, furniture, as well s was the dining rooms, decks, and bars.

ships “check in desk”.
I was “wowed”. 🙂

relaxing onboard with some Champagne.

Room door

Even supplied “Safari hats” 🙂

Our balcony

Full bathroom

The first day we spent cruising age river, headed to Phenom Peen where we would arrive in three days. The four of us relaxed poolside, barside, getting a massage, reading and taking in the sites of the Mekong River.

Even a sitting room in the suite.
On these ships, breakfast and lunch is served buffet style, but still 1st class, while dinner is formal, with choices and served to you table side. Let me say, the dinners were outstanding, many with a local flare. The International Chef on board did an awesome jog with menu, and visited us at the table for a review. All meals in fact were just delicious, and may I say, the capuchin’s both hot and cold, flowed heavily.

Shore excursion

Marsha interacting with the locals on the excursion

“OK….let me give this food a sniff” 🙂

Touring village life
The next morning Marsha, John and Shannon wend on the shore excursion, to Chi Be and Say Dec on Binh Thanh Island for village tours. I did not go because I was concerned how I would feel in the small villages as I remembered them, and didn’t want to trigger any “flashbacks”. As it would happen, on return I heard that the “villages” were not “huts with underground tunnels”, but rather modern homes, streets and shops :). Lesson learned, and I agreed to go on “shore excursion” with them the following day.

Taxi ride in village

John and I hanging with a Monk.

We found this “Gong” in the temple hallway…..I “gonged it” 🙂
The next morning after breakfast, we boarded the launch which took us to Tan Chao, a small town on the river , for a temple tour. The temple was very interesting, and it was a small temple for ages, and during the Covid “lockdown” they added onto it, in a good way, it was beautiful

This was as uncomfortable as it looks !
John and I not only met a Monk, but also checked out the “Temple Gong” 🙂
After the temple visit we boarded the boat and headed for a tour of a “Fish Farm” near the Cambodian border. Although some of the people on the tour were impressed, I personally could have skipped this part. Actually, I lasted about fifteen minutes then headed back to the boat. I think it was the smell that got to me.

Buddy kept showing up in the strangest places.
From there we headed back to the Jahan, to prepare for dinner and departure the next morning in Phenon Pen, Cambodia.

John and self, hanging with this dude at the temple 🙂
The next morning we arrived at the dock in Phenom Pen, where the crew took care of all immigration and customs there. This was a pleasant surprise, as the collected all of our passports, took them to on-site (dock) Immigration Office, and returned them to us so we could enter Cambodia.
We were greeted on shore by our private car and driver who drove us to our resort in Siem Riep, some four hours away.

Sneak Peak at what awaits us in next blog, our private pool outside our luxury suite in Cambodia.
But that begins another story in the next blog.
See you in Siem Riep, Cambodia.
Happy Trails,
Gary. (The Pirate).







































































































































































































































































